Funny player names: 150 funny names for your jersey
Are you looking for funny player names for you and your team? Whether you're a hobby team or an ambitious sports team: In these lists, you'll get your money's worth when it comes to funny player names.

Sport is not always about maximising performance. Even an ambitious sports team organises tournaments or team outings where fun must not be neglected. If you want to attract special attention as a team or club and provide a real laugh, funny player names are crucial. What's more, your chosen player names on the jersey will be remembered for a long time. In the sections below, we have provided you with a collection of funny player names for inspiration.
Funny player names for fun jerseys
Are you planning a team trip for your team to celebrate successes or failures? Then take inspiration from our Scandinavian party names or a few all-rounders.
- Rotze VOLLSON
- Bier BAUCHSON
- Rand VOLLSON
- Standik DICHTSON
- Andi BARSON
- Einar GEHTNOCHSON
- Milf HUNTERSON
- Haeng OVERSON
- VOLLSUFSON
- Wilma BAUMSON
- Kotzim STRAALSON
- Gyfmir BIERSON
- Frucht ZWERGSON
- Grosar SAUFWUNDERSON
- Stook BESOFFSSON
- BIERNANDÉZ
- SAUFRIGUÉZ
- BEERLANDER
- I'll Beer Back
- Tequil-ator
Funny player names football
Actually, good etiquette forbids making fun of names. And to be honest, there aren't too many professional footballers whose names really make anyone smile. Apart from a few classics such as Roman Geschlecht (formerly Schalke 04), Alain Junior Olle Olle (formerly SC Freiburg) or Vagner Love (formerly ZSKA Moscow), you will search in vain for funny player names in football. We have thought creatively and modified the names of some footballers a little...
- Marko ASTRONAUTOVIĆ
- Eliaquim MANDALA
- Gaël KLISCHEE
- Kieran GIPS
- Mesut MÖSIL
- Luke SHOW
- Matteo BLINDDARMIAN
- Mamadou SAKKO
- Jon FLENNEGERN
- Heung-Min SOHN
- Raphaël WARAN
- KÄSEMIRO
- Toni GROß
- Karim BONZEMANN
- Bastian EINSTEIGER
- Gareth FAIL
- Jordi ALBERN
- Sergio BUSQUETSCHER
- Gary MÄDEL
- Geoffrey KONDOMBIER
- David ALABAMA
- Joshua KÄMM-MICH
- Robert LEINWANDOWSKI
- Karim KOHLRABI
- Ralf UNGEFÄHRMANN
- Atsudo MUSCHIDA
- Johannes GREIS
- Ángel DIE MARIA
- Kevin HOLLAND
- John STONED
- Antono DI ANALE
- Hans-Jerk Butt (englische Aussprache angelehnt an Hans-Jörg Butt)
Funny player names basketball
Did your basketball season go according to plan and now you want to round off the season with a bit of fun? Or do you need a fun event to bring the team together? Here are some funny basketball player names to inspire you.
- King James Landing
- Kleber Lang
- James of Thrones
- Midnight Kawhiboy
- Kobe Wan Enobi
- Full Metal Jokic
- Kareem Cheese
- Karate Kidd
- Shaq Fu
- Jokic It With Me
- What a Joke-ic
- Steph-Infektion
- LeBrontourage
- LeBronze James
- shaquille_oatmeal

Funny player names eSports
You've finally got your hands on the new game and want to attract attention with a suitable gamer name. The familiar problem: you can't think of a funny gamer name for eSports. We're here to help. In this list you will find 35 funny gamer names for your account or game.
- fast_and_the_curious
- BadKarma
- HairyPoppins
- OP_rah
- YellowSnowman
- me_for_president
- oprahwindfury
- Definitely_not_an_athlet
- banana_hammock
- thegodfatherpart4
- LactoseTolerant
- chin_chillin
- iNeed2p
- RedMonkeyButt
- Bread Pitt
- ElfishPresley
- Makuna Hatata
- cereal_killer
- Calzone_Zone
- Toiletpaperman
- Anonymouse
- crazy_cat_lady
- The Muffin Man
- KillMeNowPlease
- Spicy Chicken Bites
- Harry Dotter
- ShowMeUrLoot
- MartinLooterKing
- Grumpy Gamer
- Machinegun Mama
- YouTriedIt
- Femme Fatale
- Bloody Mary
- Miley Dryus
- Fizz Khalifa
- ChickenWin
- Victorious Secret
- Zeuge Yeboahs
Funny player names for women
Still missing the right, funny name for your Girlpower jersey? We've put together some funny ideas based on first names that can really spice up your jersey.
- Anna: Annaconda
- Anna: Annageddon
- Anna: Anna Nas
- Anna: Anna Bolika
- Anne: Anne Theke
- Kathi: Kathi Gori
- Emma: Emma Ginär
- Klara: Klara Korn
- Martha: Martha Pfahl
- Carmen: Carmen Bert
- Claire: Claire Werk
- Donna: Donna Wetter
- Eva: Eva Ngelium
- Jana: JaNAklar
- Vicky: Vicky Pedia
Funny player names for all first names
The first competitions are starting and you don't take the idea of performance too seriously? If you want to emphasise fun and team spirit, you need some funny ideas to strengthen the group spirit. How about the following funny player names for your jersey?
- Lars: Larsmaranda
- Marc: Marcnesium
- Benjamin: Benjamin Bierchen
- Christian: Chris-P-Bacon
- Andreas: Andi Theke
- Max: Maxi Malschaden
- Mark oder Tom: Tom-Maten-Mark
- Arno: Arno Nym
- Harry: Harry Gersack
- Konstantin: Konstantin Opel
- Axel: Axel Schweiß
- Albert: Albert Gern-Rumm
- Ali: Ali Gator
- Bastian: Bastian Kolbenrein
- Ben: Ben Zien
- Claude: Claude Eckel
- Bernhard: Bernhard Diener
- Dieter: Die TERmoskanne
- Erik: Erik Zion
- Florian: Flo Rida
- Frank: Frank N. Stein
- Günther: Günni Kologe
- Jimmy: Jim Panse
- Klaus: Klaus Trophoby
- Marco: Marco Rahlsecks (schwierig)
- Markus: Markus Van Hinten (schwierig)
- Matthias: Mätt Brötchen
- Rainer: Rainer Mumpitz
- Adam: Adams Apfel
- Für alle: Dr. med. Rasen