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Funny player names: 150 funny names for your jersey

Are you looking for funny player names for you and your team? Whether you're a hobby team or an ambitious sports team: In these lists, you'll get your money's worth when it comes to funny player names.

Funny player names for the hobby team

Sport is not always about maximising performance. Even an ambitious sports team organises tournaments or team outings where fun must not be neglected. If you want to attract special attention as a team or club and provide a real laugh, funny player names are crucial. What's more, your chosen player names on the jersey will be remembered for a long time. In the sections below, we have provided you with a collection of funny player names for inspiration. 

Funny player names for fun jerseys

Are you planning a team trip for your team to celebrate successes or failures? Then take inspiration from our Scandinavian party names or a few all-rounders.

  1. Rotze VOLLSON
  2. Bier BAUCHSON
  3. Rand VOLLSON
  4. Standik DICHTSON
  5. Andi BARSON
  6. Einar GEHTNOCHSON
  7. Milf HUNTERSON
  8. Haeng OVERSON
  9. VOLLSUFSON
  10. Wilma BAUMSON
  11. Kotzim STRAALSON
  12. Gyfmir BIERSON
  13. Frucht ZWERGSON
  14. Grosar SAUFWUNDERSON
  15. Stook BESOFFSSON
  16. BIERNANDÉZ
  17. SAUFRIGUÉZ
  18. BEERLANDER
  19. I'll Beer Back
  20. Tequil-ator

Funny player names football

Actually, good etiquette forbids making fun of names. And to be honest, there aren't too many professional footballers whose names really make anyone smile. Apart from a few classics such as Roman Geschlecht (formerly Schalke 04), Alain Junior Olle Olle (formerly SC Freiburg) or Vagner Love (formerly ZSKA Moscow), you will search in vain for funny player names in football. We have thought creatively and modified the names of some footballers a little...


  1. Marko ASTRONAUTOVIĆ
  2. Eliaquim MANDALA
  3. Gaël KLISCHEE
  4. Kieran GIPS
  5. Mesut MÖSIL
  6. Luke SHOW
  7. Matteo BLINDDARMIAN
  8. Mamadou SAKKO
  9. Jon FLENNEGERN
  10. Heung-Min SOHN
  11. Raphaël WARAN
  12. KÄSEMIRO
  13. Toni GROß 
  14. Karim BONZEMANN 
  15. Bastian EINSTEIGER 
  16. Gareth FAIL 
  17. Jordi ALBERN 
  18. Sergio BUSQUETSCHER 
  19. Gary MÄDEL 
  20. Geoffrey KONDOMBIER 
  21. David ALABAMA 
  22. Joshua KÄMM-MICH 
  23. Robert LEINWANDOWSKI 
  24. Karim KOHLRABI 
  25. Ralf UNGEFÄHRMANN 
  26. Atsudo MUSCHIDA 
  27. Johannes GREIS 
  28. Ángel DIE MARIA 
  29. Kevin HOLLAND 
  30. John STONED 
  31. Antono DI ANALE 
  32. Hans-Jerk Butt (englische Aussprache angelehnt an Hans-Jörg Butt)

Funny player names basketball

Did your basketball season go according to plan and now you want to round off the season with a bit of fun? Or do you need a fun event to bring the team together? Here are some funny basketball player names to inspire you.


  1. King James Landing 
  2. Kleber Lang 
  3. James of Thrones 
  4. Midnight Kawhiboy 
  5. Kobe Wan Enobi 
  6. Full Metal Jokic 
  7. Kareem Cheese 
  8. Karate Kidd 
  9. Shaq Fu 
  10. Jokic It With Me 
  11.  What a Joke-ic 
  12. Steph-Infektion 
  13. LeBrontourage  
  14. LeBronze James 
  15. shaquille_oatmeal

Funny player names eSports

You've finally got your hands on the new game and want to attract attention with a suitable gamer name. The familiar problem: you can't think of a funny gamer name for eSports. We're here to help. In this list you will find 35 funny gamer names for your account or game.


  1. fast_and_the_curious 
  2. BadKarma 
  3. HairyPoppins 
  4. OP_rah 
  5. YellowSnowman 
  6. me_for_president 
  7. oprahwindfury 
  8. Definitely_not_an_athlet 
  9. banana_hammock 
  10. thegodfatherpart4 
  11. LactoseTolerant 
  12. chin_chillin 
  13. iNeed2p 
  14. RedMonkeyButt 
  15. Bread Pitt 
  16. ElfishPresley 
  17. Makuna Hatata 
  18. cereal_killer 
  19. Calzone_Zone 
  20. Toiletpaperman 
  21. Anonymouse 
  22. crazy_cat_lady 
  23. The Muffin Man 
  24. KillMeNowPlease 
  25. Spicy Chicken Bites 
  26. Harry Dotter 
  27. ShowMeUrLoot 
  28. MartinLooterKing 
  29. Grumpy Gamer 
  30. Machinegun Mama 
  31. YouTriedIt 
  32. Femme Fatale 
  33. Bloody Mary 
  34. Miley Dryus  
  35. Fizz Khalifa 
  36. ChickenWin 
  37. Victorious Secret
  38. Zeuge Yeboahs

Funny player names for women

Still missing the right, funny name for your Girlpower jersey? We've put together some funny ideas based on first names that can really spice up your jersey.


  1. Anna: Annaconda 
  2. Anna: Annageddon 
  3. Anna: Anna Nas 
  4. Anna: Anna Bolika 
  5. Anne: Anne Theke 
  6. Kathi: Kathi Gori 
  7. Emma: Emma Ginär 
  8. Klara: Klara Korn 
  9. Martha: Martha Pfahl 
  10. Carmen: Carmen Bert 
  11. Claire: Claire Werk 
  12. Donna: Donna Wetter 
  13. Eva: Eva Ngelium 
  14. Jana: JaNAklar 
  15. Vicky: Vicky Pedia

Funny player names for all first names

The first competitions are starting and you don't take the idea of performance too seriously? If you want to emphasise fun and team spirit, you need some funny ideas to strengthen the group spirit. How about the following funny player names for your jersey?


  1. Lars: Larsmaranda 
  2. Marc: Marcnesium 
  3. Benjamin: Benjamin Bierchen 
  4. Christian: Chris-P-Bacon 
  5. Andreas: Andi Theke 
  6. Max: Maxi Malschaden 
  7. Mark oder Tom: Tom-Maten-Mark 
  8. Arno: Arno Nym 
  9. Harry: Harry Gersack 
  10. Konstantin: Konstantin Opel 
  11. Axel: Axel Schweiß 
  12. Albert: Albert Gern-Rumm 
  13. Ali: Ali Gator 
  14. Bastian: Bastian Kolbenrein 
  15. Ben: Ben Zien 
  16. Claude: Claude Eckel 
  17. Bernhard: Bernhard Diener 
  18. Dieter: Die TERmoskanne
  19. Erik: Erik Zion
  20. Florian: Flo Rida
  21. Frank: Frank N. Stein 
  22. Günther: Günni Kologe 
  23. Jimmy: Jim Panse 
  24. Klaus: Klaus Trophoby 
  25. Marco: Marco Rahlsecks (schwierig) 
  26. Markus: Markus Van Hinten (schwierig) 
  27. Matthias: Mätt Brötchen 
  28. Rainer: Rainer Mumpitz
  29. Adam: Adams Apfel
  30. Für alle: Dr. med. Rasen 

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